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Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket WELCOME TO THE WALTON AND JOHNSON HOLE ON THE 9-5-0.

HERE; YOU WILL FIND FUN VIDEOS, PICTURES, THOUGHTS, GAMES THAT WILL AIDE IN WORK PRODUCTIVITY, AND MY BLOG...AREN'T YOU LUCKY. NO, THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION

ADD WALTON AND JOHNSON ON THE RADIO MOJO TO YOUR MORNINGS; AND CATCH UP WITH ME, SARAH, THEIR PRODUCER, AFTERWARDS FOR HILARITY TO CONTINUALLY ENSUE.



         
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YOUR MOJO MORNING WOULDN'T BE COMPLETE 
WITHOUT A HEALTHY DOSE OF NEWS, SPORTS, AND SOCIAL CONSCIOUSNESS INJECTED WITH MERCILOUS SATIRE, SARCASAM, AND WIT.

STICK AROUND, TUNE-IN, TURN US ON... WHATEVER FOR SUCH EXCITING FEATURES AS;
  • BILLY ED'S TASER REPORT
  • BIBLETIME WITH FATHER JOHN WALTON
  • THE STORYTELLER (WHO HAS MADE A CRYPTIC RETURN...AND IS STINKING UP MY STUDIO!!)
  • MUSIC OF THE WHACK-A-DOODLE VARIETY
  • MR. KENNETH'S BIRTHDAYS AND ANNIVERSARIES (AT LEAST WE GOT HIM TO AGREE TO LET THE HOROSCOPES GO)
  • AND THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF "WHAT'S IN BILLY ED'S PANTS"!!
WE HIT THE GO BUTTON AT 5:30 AM, WE HAVE TO GET UP THAT EARLY...YOU SHOULD TOO.  ALONG WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY.  PUSH GRANDMA UP TO THE GHETTO-BLASTER AND BUCKLE UP!




Incrimminating Evidence

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PHOTO GALLERIES:



Sunday at the JuiceBox






San Jacinto Harley Rally and Hooter's Pasadena Open House


 
Sarah's San Antonio Insanity


MERCADO










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The AquaMan 8!
Tuesday 08-19-2008 6:48am CT
I didn't really doubt it would happen...but in case you hunkered down under a rock this weekend, AquaMan Michael hit 8 Gold Medals all with World Records.

Congratulations!
(CLICK FOR ALL THINGS MICHAEL)

P.S. Fun Trivia Fact for You --> 66 million (!) tuned in to watch the historic win!!


SEX! 


10 WAYS SEX WILL IMPROVE YOU!


SEX!


And now, time for something very cool-->

Notice anything unique about this dress??  Look REALLY close....


See it yet??


That's right!! This entire dress is a constitution of guitar picks! 
I don't know how much Aderol was needed to complete such a piece...but, damn!  That is some focus.
It was constructed by a young artist out of San Antonio named Elijah Zane Echeveste.
Check out his story at
PICKWEAR.COM.
NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY!
Monday 08-18-2008 7:06am CT
The nerve!  Here is the PROOF that China used a 14 year old girl on it's gymnastics team.  A clear violation of IOC rules. 

 
Thomas Paine lays the Smackdown
Monday 08-18-2008 11:39am CT


This
Thomas Paine character knew what he was talking about...
Even for 300 or so years ago, the fact that his words are as relevant now as they were then shows how poorly we have failed to be educated by our history so we are poised to repeat it.

Click Here to hear the sought after rant heard on today's show.
AquaMan knows How to Eat!
Wednesday 08-13-2008 12:19pm CT
12, 000 calories a day.  How do you find enough time in the day to consume that much?  And he gets to do it with the fun food too!  I wonder how many Buffalo Chicken Double Dave's Thin Crusts I could grind on to even try to reach halfway.  Hell, he could afford to have every on-the-stick food known to man! 



Even this man's diet is Olympic-Sized, as it should be...here's your breakdown from the NY POST (click here for full resolution)

So, I'm curious...a normal humans consumption is (or should be) between 1,000 and 2,500 calories, depending on size and energy output.
What would you do with over 10,000 extra calories per day? 
Just what exactly would you be happy to stuff in your hole?
Email me with your dreams!

I know one of each on the menu at Shake's Frozen Custard would rock...
Do your Good Deed!
Tuesday 08-12-2008 6:20am CT
Whether your an annual, monthly weekly, or daily bleeding heart...please take a moment to stop by Devin the Gator Boy's MySpace page and find out how you can help.



GATOR BOY ON MYSPACE

Thank you all on behalf of Walton & Johnson for your Support!
Alright, now we will proceed with Bandwagon jumping...not an Olympic event for some odd reason.
Wednesday 08-13-2008 7:37am CT

I didn't get a chance to watch the opening ceremonies...knowing it would be on YouTube in all it's glory by today soothed the sting a little.  So, I won't be posting pics and videos of the pagentry and grandure.  It wouldn't befit this Big Ass Blog to phone it in as such. 
What I do have is everything Olympics you ever wanted to waste the day with.
 







- LIVE and TAPED Video Feed of your Favorite Events 

- Planning a viewing Party??  I've got your full schedule at your clicker-tips! 

- And keep tally on our TEAM U.S.A. with the Olympic Medal Counter!!

There is one question that aches to be answered...
What's Sarah's favorite event?

Being a veteren hunter-jumper Equestrian, the Equestrian eventing is on top of my list.
Not only is it an intense sport, but the cross-country course is one of the most dangerous Olympic events... it's flying over fences at break-neck speed atop a 1500lb animal! 
Tuesday 08-05-2008 1:21pm CT

This past weekend, Steve Johnson, his son Colin and myself met out at Shiloh Indoor Shooting Range for a little fun on the range.  Nothing says Sunday like God and guns!